Mum (reading School
Report): What's this all about? Your teacher says he finds it
impossible to teach you anything!
Child: I told you he was no good!
* * *
Sister: Why are you
standing in front of the mirror with your eyes closed?
Brother: To see what I look
like when I'm asleep!
* * *
Mum: Why are you putting
sugars under your pillow?
Child: So that I'll have
sweet dreams!
* * *
Teacher: How can you prove
that the world is round?
Pupil: I never said it was,
miss.
* * *
Dad: Do you want some help
with your homework?
Child: No, thanks, Dad,
I'll get it wrong on my own.
* * *
Mum: Why are you putting
that dish with the supper in the fridge?
Daughter: That it will not
be cold.
* * *
Father: My boy, I never
kissed a girl until I met your mother. Will you be able to say the
same thing to your son?
Son: Yes, but not with such
a straight face.
* * *
Mum: I've told you often
enough those Smiths are bad boys for you to play with.
Son: But I'm a good boy for
them to play with.