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Difference
Between a Phone and a Phone Bill in GenerationTerms
When the phone rings, it's
for your teenager. When the phone bill arrives, it's for you
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Choices
The mother of three
notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have
children if she had it to do over again. "Sure," she replied, "but not
the same ones."
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* AC and BC
Life is measured in time:
BC and AC. That, to me, means "before children" and "after children."
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* The
Deepest Wish of Every Boy
Mother asked her son.
- What do you want for
your birthday?
- A horse, a watergun and
three days without washing myself!
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* Be Smart!
One small boy asked
another.
- Was your mom angry with
you this morning?
- Yeah, she caught me
that I didn't wash myself.
- But how did she know?
- I was in a hurry and
forgot to wet a soap bar.
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Clear Speech Means Clear
Thinking
Nephew came to visit
his rich uncle.
- Uncle Billy, I need to
tell you something.
- Okay, but be short and
clear, my boy.
- Hundred dollars.
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Accident
The boy came home from
school and was telling his father what have happened during the day.
- And you know, on the
chemistry lesson we've made this great experiment. And then it was
the big explosion!
The father wearily looked
at the son.
- And of course you got
the reprimand from the teacher again, I bet.
- No, he was too close to
the explosion, - the son sadly shook his head, - he didn't have a
chance, poor guy.
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Attention, parents!
The small boy was lost in a
mall and was taken to the local police station where deputy gently
tried to learn names of his parents.
- Okay, sonny, now tell me
how your mom and dad are called?
The boy stopped crying for
a second and blurted out:
- Honey and Sweetheart,
officer!
Carry laughter with you wherever you go.
~Hugh Sidey
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