EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER:
Number 8
Life is sexually
transmitted
Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.
Number 6
Men have two emotions :Hungry and
Horny. They can't
tell them apart. If you see
a gleam in his
eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't
bother you for weeks,
months, maybe years.
Number 4
Health
nuts
are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of
Jalapeno peppers-- What you
do today, might burn your ass
tomorrow
... and as someone recently said:
"Don't worry about old age--
It doesn't last that long
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to ponder = v.min elgondolkodni
transmit
= átadni
horny
= sex..an felizgatott
gleam
= csillogás
bother
=
izgatni magad
nuts
= dió (kicsit bebolondult valaki)
Prozac
= nyugtató gyógyszer
ass =
s..g lyuk
=
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