Mad Wife Disease ....  

 

 A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

'What was that for?' he asked.

 

'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.

 

Honey, two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.

 

'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation '

 

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked,

 

'What the hell was that for?'

She replied. .. 'Your horse called.'

 

a guy  egy fickó

whacked  odacsapott

 

 

 

 

pants pocket a nadrág zsebed

 

 

 

 

honey    édesem

 

 

 

good explanation jó magyarázat

 

 

iron skillet  öntött vas serpenyő

knocked out cold  úgy kiütötte, hogy elájult

came to  feléledt

 

 

 

 

called  hívott telefonon

Laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. ~Hugh Sidey