Subject: The AMA's Response To The Obama Health Plan

The American Medical Association has weighed in on President

Obama's proposed healthcare plan.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists

advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but

the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while

the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the

Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and

the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the

matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the

Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

TheAnesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and

the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire

decision up to the assholes in Washington.